Unusual Life

Marlow Harris and JoDavid wish you the very best this holiday season from the streets of downtown Seattle.

You better watch out, you better not cry, you better not pout, I’m telling you why: Santa Claus has abs of steel.

Or at least this one does.

Leave it to Los Angeles to concoct a wild plot twist involving the role of the traditional mall Santa. On Friday, Saturday and Sunday evenings throughout the holiday season, Hunky Santa and the Candy Cane Girls dance and delight throngs of shoppers at the Beverly Center mall. (The standard jolly and rotund Kris Kringle appears at the mall during the week and midday on weekends.)

Hunky Santa and the Candy Cane Girls

Is it a trend, a fashion or just a really bad idea? Ugly Christmas sweaters are making a comeback and we here at Unusual Life are on the cutting edge, as usual.

Click here for slide show of bad holiday sweaters.

The local Shop-Rite grocery store won’t personalize a birthday cake for little 3-year old Adolph Hitler, son of Aryan Nation members Heath and Deborah Campbell of Greenwich Township. Little Adolph has a younger brother and sister too, JoyceLynn Aryan Nation Campbell and Honszlynn Hinler Jeannie Campbell.

“We believe the request … to inscribe a birthday wish to Adolf Hitler is inappropriate,” said Karen Meleta, a ShopRite spokeswoman.

The Campbells turned down the market’s offer to make a cake with enough room for them to write their own inscription and can’t understand what all of the fuss is about.

Holland Township family angry that supermarket won’t personalize cake for their son

• Here’s our best shot at starting off the year in the right frame of mind.

Can we interest you in a bit of exercise wallking around Greenlake
at noon on New Years Day
dressed in bad wigs and ugly track suits?

WHAT? Who would show up for that???

Well, we showed up for that.

The Annual New Years Day
Bad Wig and Ugly Track Suit Walk

Only 2.5 miles around Greenlake.
Noon, New Years Day.
Perfect for that possible New Years Eve hangover cure,
and best attitude way to start the year.

Please Join Us next year.

Please make sure you show up at noon on New Years Day January 1, 2009 for our next Annual New Years Day Bad Wig and Ugly Track Suit Walk.

YES, Kiddie/Wading Pool, Noon, 1/1/09 !